Yoet Siang's slippers

The other day i went to yoet siang's house ...





Before







After

Small Chicken in a big town

So Jia hui, Kent, Wen Jie and i went for this job interview at some place for thai express and the person there sended us to Plaza Singapura to ask the boss guy there.




On our way there








We saw this absolutely stunning chicken !!!




So i heard from my friend that this particular chicken is called the Golden Pheasant, which i seriously doubt as a Golden Pheasant looks like this





Anyway i think that chicken belongs to a nearby temple, the temple sure gives that chicken a lot of freedom, allowing it to graze at a nearby small grassfield








Intrigued by this i did some research, well actually i just wiki it and i came out with some interesting but utterly useless information




as taken from wikipedia ...



A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

Another basketball rainy day

As ususal it was another boring day and i went back to sembawang to play basketball with eugene, watermeleon, yoet siang and wen jie. I must say, it was pretty stagnant since it was before the release time of schools so there wasn't a single soul around. To top it off there was even a funeral next to the court and we were there playing basketball.






DavID:"eh we go play other side la, here got funeral leh"




Eugene:"but this side got net"





So you would rather risk getting haunted day and night by a restless ghost who cant rest in peace as a result of the constant bouncing of your basketball and childish ranting, who will probably curse you for all of your natural life with hexes and curses so as to ensure you fail miserably at everything you do, not to mention showing a great deal of disrespect for the family who is conducting the funeral ...




gee sorry i didnt know the net meant so much to you







After a while it started raining ...




Quick someone invent the umbrella !





Instead of running for shelter, my friend puts a plastic bag over his head






On a more positive note


Yoet siang has a really nice pair of slippers that reminds me of bleach, the colour scheme was the same as the first opening song of the anime.









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Looking back on my tagboard

Due to some recent events i archived my tagboard messages, looking back on those various tags sure bring back some sweet memories.


It seems that altogether i have 758 tag !



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DavID
Message: ahhh...my first blog....

30 November 2005, 07:18 [GMT]

rachell`
Message: yeah we all noticed . all for that matter , I noticed . haha . i like the butterfly . since its the only thing here . LOL . tag mine .

30 November 2005, 07:19 [GMT]


yea... my very very first tag, technically rachel is the first to tag, not counting myself of course.


My very first skin that i used, not counting the default that was this butterfly skin, most people teased that it was too feminine, it seem quite nice to me


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jas
Message: eh fucker, got music already..but what fucking music this?? hahaha

30 November 2005, 08:30 [GMT]



The very first vulgarity on my tagboard, done by jasmine.


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Jas
Message: hi fucke


1 December 2005, 11:10 [GMT]


Oh yea the second vulgarity was also done by jasmine.


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Winsor
Message: muahahahahaa... cool... David's got a blog... And yes, stop putting on an act. vulgarities are fine with you no prob.

1 December 2005, 13:52 [GMT]



No. I am a innocent guy


You will never see my use vulgarites, never



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OrangeTree^^v
Message: O.O since we vulgarites wil make ppl tot u r ah beng..so i tink we shld tok abt porn down here cuz david lub porn alot!!=D

1 December 2005, 14:44 [GMT]



The very first time porn is mentioned on my blog, unsurprisingly it was done by zhi yong, that guy is obessesed with pornography



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Jas
Message: haha..who is orange tree man..anyway i so agree with you..DAVID DOES LOVE PORN A LOT!

1 December 2005, 22:41 [GMT]




jasmine must die




must




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QUEENrachell`
Message: yea u did . grrrrr . later i sentence u tuu death ah .

3 December 2005, 05:07 [GMT]



ahhh my very first death threat, having a great blog is dangerous



Hahaha, that Queen title infront of her name sure brings back some memories


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rachell`
Message: im really sorry for the bad language , BUT I SOLEMLY SWEAR THAT CEHRLYNN NITS TUU GET A FUCKING LIFE . what a bitch . im really sorry for the language bt i cnt help it .

15 December 2005, 07:22 [GMT]


rachell`
Message: uh . sorry about the bad words . :(

15 December 2005, 10:07 [GMT]


lynn
Message: rachel sux lahhs.i jushh told you not tuu be mean .u told me tuu fuck off and kaled me a bitch.PATHETIC.

15 December 2005, 11:33 [GMT]


lynn
Message: I ALREADY HAVE A LIFE.

15 December 2005, 11:50 [GMT]


rachell`
Message: UR FUCKING LIFE IS NOT ENOUGH . GET A NEW FUCKING LIFE FOR GOD'S SAKE LA . pathetic .? OH BUT WHADEVER YOU SAE OFF ME , bitch is a bitch .

15 December 2005, 12:55 [GMT]



English language is dead



Very first fight on my tagboard, scary stuff



Now those two are back to good friend status, kind of funny now that i think back on it...






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Jas'PUNK
Message: this tag of mine is trillions!!!!

18 December 2005, 02:06 [GMT]


Till this very day, i still dont understand what she is trying to say



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Jas
Message: HOHOHO!!!! WHO HAS BEEN A GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR.. JAS HAS BEEN A RATHER GOOD GIRL

20 December 2005, 04:31 [GMT]


Jas
Message: JAS SHALL WRITE A LETTER TO MR SANTA CLAUS THE RED MAN. AND THE RED MAN SHALL PRESENT JAS WITH EVERYTHING SHE WISHES FOR.

20 December 2005, 04:33 [GMT]




Evidence that there is something seriously wrong with Jasmine



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wenjie
Message: dun noe y...i feel like whackin u...

21 December 2005, 04:43 [GMT]




I know why,



you are a bastard thats why




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Winsor
Message: yeah, thanks david. Anyway, ahbengs are interesting creatures to do a anaylsis-thesis on... very amusing. Try it.

23 December 2005, 07:20 [GMT]



Probably wants me to get beaten up on the streets =)




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edward la!
Message: oie! david ah! youy are very selenge you know a not!?!?!? anyway, i just wanna tell you that you are such a bitch and zhan rong admitted that he is a bastard... whahhahaa, watta news!

4 January 2006, 16:38 [GMT]





Bastard no.2




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wenjie
Message: u indian...got bball tournament bo jio...still say sure sure...!!!

6 January 2006, 02:27 [GMT]




The 1000th person to be on my blog, *sigh* not a chio bu




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shawn
Message: eh david, stop typing WITH instead of IF la. lol. that is why i dont understand u. idiot.

8 January 2006, 06:42 [GMT]



Typing with instead of if is one of my common mistake. The other is typing can when i intended to cant and vice versa, same as him and i.



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david
Message: shawn...david is nt idiots...he is indiots...

8 January 2006, 13:35 [GMT]



Bastard wen jie posted with my name



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OrangeTree^^v
Message: i alreadi lvl 38 liao lahz.. u lehz?? ops u shld b e 1 go play ran lahz.. shall we duel??^^v

12 January 2006, 15:46 [GMT]



Back in those days when i was playing ran online, what fond memories.


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DavID
Message: i sux

13 January 2006, 05:24 [GMT]



DavID
Message: iam a pussy cat..

30 January 2006, 15:57 [GMT]



Zhi yong ( Bastard no.3 ) using other people's name, you've been busted !!!



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mel
Message: ok la.. TAG. Happy? dotA dotA dotA. Haha.

18 January 2006, 17:39 [GMT]



She used to be dota-crazy, now she tells me she quit =(



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OrangeTree^^v
Message: wow..u gonna hate alots of girls in tis world man!! cuz most of em is taller den u!!^^v
*hint hint*

27 January 2006, 18:00 [GMT]



-.-



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Winsor
Message: And yes, jon's gelled hair sucks... muahahaha!

30 January 2006, 16:40 [GMT]



=)



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wenjie
Message: wa biang...readin ur blog lets mi recall those days at canberra...esp tat vendin machine parts...

31 January 2006, 12:42 [GMT]



dont deny, you sure got kick the vending machine



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wenjie
Message: n hor...after leavin canberra...i found tat the food there is damn nice...

31 January 2006, 15:03 [GMT]




Now do you believe me when i say wen jie is crazy ?



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rachel
Message: when u left sku , the food sucked . NOW IM IN SKU , THE FOOD STILL SUCKS . and btw the psw to my blog is MILKK .

1 February 2006, 12:11 [GMT]



dont worry, you only have to eat there for 2 year or so...



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Mel
Message: EVIL DAV!! Haha.

13 February 2006, 17:53 [GMT]



too much coffee




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mel
Message: haha.. dav.. your artwork damn nice leh.

16 February 2006, 17:42 [GMT]



Of course =)



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rachel
Message: HAHA. YOU CANT SEND A NUDGE YOU CANT SEND A NUDGE YOU CANT SEND A NUDGE . LOL .
anw its conversAtion not converstation . LOL.

20 February 2006, 13:08 [GMT]




....well now i can nudge you, in fact i shall nudge you the next time you're online




*updated*

After i am more or less finish with this post she came online and i nudged her, and she nudges me back =(




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rachel
Message: how come the tagboard at the bottom ah ?. anw i tried it out too . mine's level headed and alwaes make th wrong decisions . like wtf .

23 February 2006, 10:44 [GMT]



=)



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basitah
Message: hahahaha, taste like chicken! bbq-ed david :D

25 February 2006, 03:24 [GMT]



....carnivore




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rache;
Message: hahaa i go check my name again . maebi this time they sae i look like a telephone -.-

27 February 2006, 13:00 [GMT]




2 minutes later ...




rachel
Message: -.-

A person who enjoys the smell of rotten eggs
-.-

27 February 2006, 13:02 [GMT]



=)



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lynn
OrangeTree^^v
Message: aniwae i risk my life to saved ur gd pal tortise in e middle of e nite!! hw are u gonna thx mi.. probably u hv to attend my funeral if im nt lucky ytd!! hw u gonna repay!!

7 March 2006, 16:00 [GMT]



A brave dude who saved a tortoise and got his pants and fell into the canal or something, although it was an heroic act ...




I still have to laught at you


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wenjie
Message: ur blog rox
i finally realised tat...

12 March 2006, 17:34 [GMT]



slow guy



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ys
Message: -spam begins-


Message: your blog doesnt even hab bg music .



Message: boo . lousy



Message: your think ur posts very funny izzit .



Message: you look at mirror . you see an monkey . its funnier


Message: omg . i saw u on a video that day . you act as a rice sack . poor thing


13 March 2006, 08:30, 08:31, 08:31, 08:34, 08:34, 08:42 [GMT]




The highest tag chain combo in my tagboard





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OrangeTree^^v
Message: hey fried chicken..hv u forgotten tt u deleted quite a number of tags.. coward!! lOl..xp

14 March 2006, 04:07 [GMT]



The 3000th person to come to my blog, sadly it was not a chio bu ...


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Be sure to check out the dates, some of them are like way long ago !!


and thanks for tagging me !!

A dead tagboard

Due to being falsely accused of deleting entrys, my tagboard has killed itself to prove her innocences...












While our tech staff tries to fix the problem, feel free to leave a comment as you would leave a tag.

When Birds attack : Rice Sack V.S Birds, an objective analysis

From the producers of the movie Kartina: When cookies aren't enough and Kartina 2: more than just a punching bag, comes the all new blockbuster ...





WHEN BIRDS ATTACK







Heres a slight preview the whole thing







Created by a ricesack-hating girl for her final school project, this video fully portrays Kartina's daily battle with the chains of destiny which binds her to this wretched conformed society and the moral decaying world we call life.






The bird droppings means more than just bird poo poo. It is clearly an avatar of truth and freedom, in a cosmic sense the bird is trying to "bombard" the rice sack ( more on that later ) with waves of morality and righteous-ness ( bad spelling ). Only then can this world truly be a place of hope and dream for our future generation, and Kartina had taken the first step.








The rick sack represents a rice sack,







obviously



Notice how that crazy Kartina drew out everything frame by frame, when asked for comments from the crazy Director herself ...

You have just sent a Nudge!

DavID says:
eh
DavID says:
some comments on ur Star wars episode 1 : attack of the bird dropping



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...


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nevertheless it is admirable that someone will have the patience to do a 300 plus picture to make the video, and we hope she will pass her final project blah blah blah sincerely

Japanese Advertisment

Browsing through the interent and found this interesting site



Basically it allows you to choose from 9 different japanese commercial and add subtitles to them, sometimes to humorous extend




I then proceeded to editing some of my own...







regarding mafia






what will happen if i treat someone to lunch

This rap i like call WOW

Found a really nice rap about WOW by this band called the futuristic sex robotz





Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chapelle fought David Hasselhoff
we started out life in the Valley of Trials
now we stack gold in big ass piles
lookin through the books on top of the shelves
learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
we're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge



got home from work and I had some time,
so I opened up WoW and I got online,
logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine,
when this maxed out motherfucker tried to take what's mine,
he said "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school,
and to justify it, I challenge you to a duel"
I said thats okay, I know you'd beat me,
look at me I'm not even at level 20,

I've got one of those things that they call a job,
and so I can't spend all day, runnin a mob,
motherfucker kept pushin, wouldn't leave me alone,
I said fine bitch, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone
after he won he started talkin hella shit,
and I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?"

I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place,
and they found the little bitch and regulated on his face,
see, we don't take no shit from internet teenagers,
pretending to to be straight gangster ass bangers,
step out of cyberspace and come over to my place,

i got a level 60 bullet for your motherfuckin face



Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chapelle fought David Hasselhoff
we started out life in the Valley of Trials
now we stack gold in big ass piles
lookin through the books on top of the shelves
learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
we're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge



remember back when 10 fuckin levels was hard?
nows it's ten 60s gankin noobs in the yard,
fat stacks of gear for Blackwing Lair,
10k armor when I shift into bear,
we got all these farmers rollin on gear,
now we quick to boot em the fuck out of here,

Murlocks be screamin when we show up,
Volatile Rum's what's fillin up my cup,
today we catch no hastle in Stratholm,
droppin bosses harder than John Holmes,
updated weekly, this shit is great,
can't say no more cause the game don't wait




Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chapelle fought David Hasselhoff
we started out life in the Valley of Trials
now we stack gold in big ass piles
lookin through the books on top of the shelves
learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
we're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge




started out my life killing them boars,
now I spend my days rapin Night Elf whores,
catch you in the valley, and get me some head,
I swear that we're fighting an army of speds,
don't even get me started on you fucking gold farmers,
you gotta make a living, but I need that armor,
one day I met this dude yellin "Yar motherfucker,"


tankin up mobs like a angry drunk trucker,
introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo,
never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho,
you can melt faces but I'm smashin em in,
Windfury on my tuf so you fear Recycle Bin,
watch out, comin soon to an ass near you,
a non-stop beating that's long overdue



Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chapelle fought David Hasselhoff
we started out life in the Valley of Trials
now we stack gold in big ass piles
lookin through the books on top of the shelves
learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
we're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge





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My first depress post =(

Life is just full of lemons



Lately my sleeping hours have become very out of whack, i sleep at 8am and wake up in the afternoon. Yet now its 8.30am and i cant sleep.





I dont know why





I am feeling restless. ITE starts in like.... june?




Fuck




Looks like i better go find a job.




Spended the morning reading Just me's blog, some random stranger who left a comment on my blog. Its quite interesting reading her blog, all these grown up stuff. Reading her blog is like getting hit by a sledge hammer " Yes life is difficult and unfair, well yours anyway"






I suddently feel so old. Time passes so quickly and i am 18 this year. I cant believe this, soon i will be an adult. What a scary thought. will my life be like Just me's blog ?





I cant believe i am feeling so calm and unmoved. I should be hiding behind a blanket and crying or entering my depression mode. I seem so lost, but then again i will probably feel normal in a few day.





on a side note, i am damn hungry



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Saw miss tay, mr sham, mr nar-say and mr siva yesterday. If i spelled their name wrong, well at least thats how its pronounce. I feel too ashamed to go and say hi to them.




tsk tsk



some of my friend scold me for going to ITE, they are even more worried then i am -_-lll




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Almost forgot i need to defer from NS, fuck i think i forgot the password.



As a matter of fact i think i even lost the paper they send me. Knowing me i probably anticipated i will lost it earlier on if i didnt keep it properly hence i kept it safe somewhere.


But i forgot the safe place, but then seeing as how i am too lazy to move from my chair its probably just in the table drawers.






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I hate toast





My canada friend was going to eat toast but her brother ate it all




LOL


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That charmaine came online, i wonder if i can come up with a lame excuse to make her write a post on me.




Eugene just nudge me, we are probably gonna spend hours debating on various subject, in this case hes probably gonna ask me to go to Suntec to check out those private schools.


I seriously have no interest



WTF



I thought he should be comforting me but it ended the other way around




My life is just filled with irony




Well now charmaine messaged me, lets see what she has to say...




now i am comforting her too -_-llll




DAMN she didnt include me in her will...
I WANT HER SIMS'S EXPANSION GAMEEEEEEE







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My mother is smoking infront of me again, tell her so many fucking time dont smoke she dont listen.




Everyone is panicking




but i dont feel a thing, talking to them and seeing them panic is so ...


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haha that yoet siang is online, havent seen him in a while, i miss him





wen jie sign in, probably gonna ask me sooner or later how i did





unsuprisingly eugene and i ended up arguing about our libido's





wtf ?



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eugene proceed to telling me empty vessel makes the loudest noise, which makes me come to realise that all this chim chim saying is complete crap ..



ok lets see what else is gonna happen ....



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i feel like going to buy game, godfather.





I feel sorry i cant reply my dearest lama's message to because i am too lazy to go buy a top-up card.





I invited eugene into the charmaine converstation earlier



most of our converstation consisted of ...




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:.* vainity = im not perfect, just conceited~* says:
so i can go in peace now? ( she meants death )

--Jaded-- says:
haha!!! lets do it together!! i push u!!! then i jump .. how does that sound

The meowing one says:
-_-lll

--Jaded-- says:
8_8

:.* vainity = im not perfect, just conceited~* says:
how about you slash my wrist, i slash ure wrist?

The meowing one says:
http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/1911/





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OMG, theres a commerical on tv about so you think you can dance .. that song is the one jasmine phang last time used in her blog




well what do you know my mother make tuna sandwich, guess i will be eating toast afterall, she ask me to eat when its hot, taste fucking good






Its a long time since my mother make breakfast for me, like more or less a year






I wonder if the DAE thing will work



I think it probably wont work, because kent told me it will work. Thats why i am sure it wont


LOL !


This is quite fun writing about things as they happen, it must be very boring for the readers though





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Lost is comming back



yah



Now we can keep watching as the producers keep ending the episodes with more questions than answers



that is how they gain viewership right ?



i wont know



i shall put a " LOL " here to let readers know i am not feeling angry or anything



LOL




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I feel like drawing something



perferably a chio bu no lama and no late-sleepers =)



i hope there is going to be chio bus ( haha bus ) in my ITE next year =)



I love animals, but i love cats best


That crow is in my house again, i never chase it away



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Where "Sexy" and "Monkey" Meet

ever wish u could become a talking monkey in an email ?

example








well neither have i but guess what





There is a website that allows you to send email to your friend with a talking monkey in it. What makes it really fun and lame is that you can programme what you want the monkey to say, either through text ( the AI will try to pronounce what you say ) or through a microphone.

You can customise the way the monkey looks as there are three different monkeys up for selection, and various amount of hairstyles, glasses and accessories.


Heres the webbie !

Click for some monkey love






you can get the monkey to say all sort of crazy things




Oh my god i have an yeast infection !!


You fucking cheesebun wheres the money you own me !!


HAHAHA you failed your maths test !!


I am your father ( in hokkien )


They are on to us !!


I never was the same after watching planet of the apes





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